John Wilson on Nudity and Obamacare
by John Wilson (fully dressed right now)
If we all had to walk around naked, would everyone be thinner?
This is the solution to the health care crisis in America. Instead of some poorly designed Obamacare program, let’s make everyone take their clothes off. You can leave your bra on of course (at least in the first five years of the program) and mid-thigh shorts are appropriate for the bottom half, flip flops, and that’s it.
I bet you’ll think twice about stopping at McDonalds on the way to work. The sad thing is, I’m not sure this would make any real changes in health. It would, however, make for an interesting walk through the mall.
Okay. This takes Obamacare to an equally depressing level. OMG! Have you ever been to a nudist beach and seen what people really look like? I went in my early teens and let me tell you – - it’s definitely NOT a pretty sight.
It would be an interesting social experiment to see if people would change their habits if they knew they had one year before the Nudity Act went into place.
I seriously doubt it.
And no, I’ve never been to a nudist beach, only topless in Spain and Mexico.